nagachelsi:

acassiecreed:

everybodyilovedies:

misterdomon:

A comic about Tony liking to put his name on everything and Bucky still working on his anger management issues

STAR-K.

I GET IT.

OH MY GOSH THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING.

THE EXPRESSIONS AND THE IDEA AND THE CUTENESS AND SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS GENIUS

GUYS LOOK AT THE BOOK TITLE! “SELF-HELP BOOK FOR EX-RUSSIAN ASSASSINS” BY NATASHA PROBABLY

(via rockpapersarcasm)

chasing-slytherin:

The look of sheer, “I wonder what I’ll do next” gets me. I love this. 

(via the-doctor-is-saved)

alliartist:

THERE’S SOUND. TURN ON THE SOUND.

(Source: eviljovan, via the-doctor-is-saved)

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

(Source: cheyennekaris, via arctic-monkeys-fever)

pipilottirist:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Morgan Murphy (x)

the most accurate description of male comedians

(via spankmethorin)

arisaavena:

hiddledbythebatch:

territorialcreep:

rusharound:

atomiccrowbars:

stitchedego:

thebaronofthebells:

liking someone who is already in a relationship

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Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship

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Liking someone who doesn’t like you back

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Liking someone who doesn’t exist.

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Liking someone

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Liking yourself

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this easily became the best thing on tumblr

(via the-internet-addict)

butteredtopcorn:

jakemalik:

true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds

[Australian bonding call of “MACCAS RUUUUUUUN”]

(via captain-of-the-friend-ship)

bitterassfandom:

rae-rose:

rad-and-broke:

campdracula5eva:

youbestnotmiss:

smitethepatriarchy:

viva-la-fat:

"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"

No problem.

in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training

One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.

Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.

It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.

More power to you all because I can barely lift my five year old nephew without hating myself ten minutes later….

People have done studies of the military that demonstrate that with the same training for the same length of time, both men and women can achieve the same fitness level. They can carry as much, run as far, shoot as well, you name it. The idea that women are weaker than men is a total myth, and one that that the patriarchy is desperate to make us believe. (I wish I could give you a source for this but it’s been a while since I read it)

(via rockpapersarcasm)

dualscarsmanlyscreams:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

asexuals have the whole world as their oyster

(via captain-of-the-friend-ship)

thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

(via captain-of-the-friend-ship)

lord-high-researcher:

I am a fucking adult lady.

But I still giggle and blush like a 12 year old, when a rpg romance character says I’m special.

(via rockpapersarcasm)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via deatththekidd)